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One person's data is another person's program.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
Hindsight is an exact science.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
From wikiquotes.org
Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
God is real, unless declared integer.
Programming Proverb. Found in a Linux fortunes file. It's a joke. If you don't understand it, you might want to learn more Fortran.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
3 Biggest Software Lies: - The program's fully tested and bug-free. - We're working on the documentation. - Of course we can modify it.