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If you can read this, thank a Software Developer.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
Hindsight is an exact science.
One person's data is another person's program.
A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you?"
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs. Then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Don't live with broken windows.
