Hindsight is an exact science.
Proverb - Found in a Linux fortunes file.
If you can read this, thank a Software Developer.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
One person's data is another person's program.
From More Programming Pearls: Confessions Of A Coder.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
Proverb
Great designs come from great designers.
No silver bullet, 1987
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
[1972]Quoted in More Programming Pearls, Column 6: Bumper-Sticker Computer Science Quoted in More Programming Pearls, Column 6: Bumper-Sticker Computer Science
Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.
often misattributed to D. E. Knuth,who was himself quoting Hoare
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.