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Premature optimization is the root of all evil in programming.
often misattributed to D. E. Knuth,who was himself quoting Hoare
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
Quoted in More Programming Pearls, Column 6: Bumper-Sticker Computer Science Quoted in More Programming Pearls, Column 6: Bumper-Sticker Computer Science
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
One person's data is another person's program.
From More Programming Pearls: Confessions Of A Coder.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
There is nothing in the programming field more despicable than an undocumented program.
Hindsight is an exact science.
Proverb - Found in a Linux fortunes file.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.