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Hindsight is an exact science.
If you can read this, thank a Software Developer.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
One person's data is another person's program.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
Fast, good, cheap: pick any two.
The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.
Kernighan and Ritchie
God is real, unless declared integer.
Programming Proverb. Found in a Linux fortunes file. It's a joke. If you don't understand it, you might want to learn more Fortran.
A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you?"
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
