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Hindsight is an exact science.
If you can read this, thank a Software Developer.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
One person's data is another person's program.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
A SQL query walks into a bar. He approaches two tables and says, "Mind if I join you?"
Good cooking takes time. If you are made to wait, it is to serve you better, and to please you.
Menu of Restaurant Antoine, New Orleans. Quoted by Fredrick Brooks in The Mythical Man-Month, as an example of another profession which takes time to produce first-rate results.
Don't waste your time typing up that long visionary tome; no one's going to read it. Take consolation in the fact that if you give your product enough room to grow itself, in the end it won't resemble anything you wrote about anyway.
Proverb - Found in a Linux fortunes file.
