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Hindsight is an exact science.
If you can read this, thank a Software Developer.
It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature.
One person's data is another person's program.
With enough practice, any interface is intuitive.
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it.
Kernighan and Ritchie
Proverb - Found in a Linux fortunes file.
Fast, good, cheap: pick any two.
God is real, unless declared integer.
Programming Proverb. Found in a Linux fortunes file. It's a joke. If you don't understand it, you might want to learn more Fortran.
